youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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This is one more piece of advice I have for you: don’t get impatient. Even if things are so tangled up you can’t do anything, don’t get desperate or blow a fuse and start yanking on one particular thread before it’s ready to come undone. You have to figure it’s going to be a long process and that you’ll work on things slowly, one at a time.

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood  (via theriverjordyn)

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7327:

No. 1

7327:

No. 1

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englishsnow:

 Javier Canale

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thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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buzzfeedrewind:

Things all ’00s girls are still trying to get over.

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notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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Fear will either
twist you into
your worst enemy
or help you embrace
what you were
born to become.